Monday, June 04, 2012

Finally... Fine Print that is Actually Good for You

Some of God's Terms and Conditions

Participation: Voluntary (Luke 15:11-32)
Transaction: What constitutes a qualifying transaction is determined by the sole discretion of God.  (1Samuel 2:6-9)
Rewards: Rewards are considered earned when they are posted to the redemption system. (Romans 2:7)
Redemption System: Christ and His Sacrifice IS the Redemption System. (1Corinthians 1:30)
Promise to Pay: You cannot repay God.  (Isaiah 64:6).  However you are FREE to serve in love. (Galatians 5:13)
Changing Terms: There are none.  God is always faithful.  (1Thessalonians 5:24)
Balance Transfers: You may transfer all other, previous balances to this card.  (Ephesians 1:7)
Compounding Interest: Zero (Isaiah 43:25)
Limits: There are no limits to God’s grace. (Philippians 4:19)
How to Use this Card: Whenever you want. (Romans 10:13)
Special Promotions: From time to time unique promotions may be extended to you. These may include, but are not limited to peace, love, joy, hope, faith, patience, confidence, power, self-discipline, gentleness and goodness.  (Galatians 5:22, 2Timothy 1:7)
Closing your Account: Why would you do that?  Where would you go!? (John 6:68)

This was a lot of fun to put together.  I created it during a recent series called, "Free to Serve".  If you're interested, you can find the video here.   If you're not interested then do not go to that link.  

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